And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.